Thursday, September 01, 2005

I seriously need to go for a diet and exercise program

Fat woman = depressed woman

I am going to start my exercise regime all over again. I stopped it in June, and see, i became a fat walrus. My dumbbells have dust on them already lo. I am so guilty. And i eat so many chocolates today!! Argh..kill me!!!! I think my fats go market can sell for $20. If u poke a hole in me now, my fats will squirt out and drown u. Or u store them in a pan. Can fry french fries.

For your information, I was on the bus that day sitting in a relaxed position with fat stomach protruding out.When the bus came to a sudden brake, my whole body jerked and stop. BUT, i saw my stomach wobble like a newly set jelly!!

Again, I harbour the same wish..to push my stomach fats up to the chest level

*lets out a maniacal laugh*
*looks to the sky dreamily, opens mouth wide with a visible stream of saliva*
*kaiqi puts my head into the toilet bowl, flushes it to wake me up*
*Fat girl awake in the cruel reality*

Sadly, it will never come true.

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My piano exam is coming soon, and my teacher just told me what she really thinks about me.


C. M. I.

She says unless I practise for at least 2 hours everyday, I will definitely need to rent a piano in Australia--to retake my grade 8.

No No No!! It will be a living nightmare.

My piano keyboard abit haywire. It makes my fingers ache so much. If anyone buys me the $9k semi grand piano for me now, I shall sell my soul to the person.

I do not care anymore about disrupting other people's sleep when I do night practice. I shall do it after I post this grumpy post!


flabbyarms thought hard on 10:35 PM.