Monday, September 19, 2005

I am just blogging about random stuff now. Haven been blogging much nowadays.

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My sis is in for O's this year. She's hugging the buddha's legs right now. She's the slackiest student I ever seen. I was like the complete opposite of her. I just recalled something that had happened to me when I was mugging for my O's. I like to study to the late of the night. There was once when I felt so tired and the floor looked so inviting that I actually lay sleeping on the floor. My mum woke up at about 3plus am and saw me sprawled on the floor. She ran over to me and slap me hard on the face cos she thought I studied till I fainted. Wahhaaa.

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You know the annoying thing people do in trains when you are reading a magazine or newspaper? The one beside you will definitely pop his/her head over and try to read from your magazine/newspaper. I hate it when people do that to me. Personally I like to flip the pages around quickly so the people beside me that are peeping won't get to read much :)

I was in the train with my sis the other day and I saw one banglas committing that annoying mistake. He was peeping so intently as though there was a deep scholarstic interest in that particular reading material. I glanced over to see what he was peeping at. Its LianHe ZaoBao. Indians can read chinese newspaper one meh?! He really seem interested in what LianHe ZaoBao had to say.

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Well some of my tutees have dogs at home. I hate to admit it, but all of them bark at me. They are really so jumpy that I do not even dare approach them cos I have the mortal fear that they will bite my Archilles heel. I have no idea why, but I always thought and felt that my Archilles heel is the most fragile part of my body, followed by my armpit. A simple innocent woof woof could do the job of me acknowledging that it is a dog. But NO. The stupid dog have to go wooof(x1000). I have absolutely no idea why they bark so much. I hate it. Its only pure tactfulness on my part thinking of the dog's owner's feelings that I refrain myself from saying something I always wanted to say to the dog.

" KNNBCCB STUPID DOG. SHUT UP LA. BARK SOME MORE I DON"T BRING YOU FOR GROOMING!"

Yesterday I have a revelation. I finally know why dogs bark.

Well, everyone talk to dogs.
" Snowy, sit! "
" Snowy, you better listen to Mummy or Mummy beat you!"
" Snowy, time for dinner! "

So dogs reply
"Woof woof woof"
"Woof woof woof"
"Wooooooof"

Its only basic courtesy that they reply. On thinking of that, I forgive them. My revelation came when I watched an episode of Pokemon when I say Pikachu go pika pika to ash.

If we talk to dogs, why can't dogs bark at us? Its only fair right(animals' right) It must be karma. I used to talk alot to Joanne's dog Joy Joy. Now dogs 'talk' me back. I should hold a campaign " Let's not talk to dogs so they will not bark at us" I have enough of the barking. If I ever have a dog next time, it must be a mute dog. So I can talk to it all day long without him/her answering me back in annoying barks.

I seriously do not think that they understand what we are saying. This type of things work both ways. For all you know..

Human to dog, "Snowy, dun jump about or I beat you!"
Dog to human, " Woof woof woof" which actually means "Come la you stupid bitch I will bite your hair off!"

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I was teaching a group 3 sec2s that day when I tested them on that very interesting chapter 11 and chapter 12. I asked them to draw sex cells for me.

Before they started drawing,

Student 1, " Is draw the sperm and egg, or is it the la*jiao and cheeb*y?
Me, ".....sperm and egg la!"

In the midst of doing it,

Student 2, " Sperms have eyes or not?"
Student 3 scoffs and answered before I recover from my shock, " Of course la, or else how they find the egg?"
Me, " -_-' "

Oh well..

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Now for something philosophical before I end this crappy entry. I met Monika yesterday for brunch. We were talking about people we dislike in JC when she told me there's only one person she totally feels ugh about. I den recall that there's another guy she used to avoid in band because he kept on reprimanding her about how she handles band stuff, blah blah. I asked her whether she hate him as well. She said, she does not hate him, but scared of him.

She's scared of him because he can point out her mistakes and weaknesses and do the right amount of scolding or nagging to her. She said it is human's weakness that we are afraid to admit our mistakes, that's why we fear the person that can point them out. Until the day we stop avoiding the person that can do that, we conquer this fear.

Well, that's food for thought.