Saturday, September 24, 2005

Come on repeat after me!

Wenyan the Great is the Greatest of All.

I can't hear you, one more time!

*amid reluctant snifflings,*
WENYAN THE GREAT IS THE GREATEST OF ALL!!!

Ahh..that made me feel a little better after 2 very bad days.

I have been practising like a broken record player for this past two days because of my coming piano exam. According to my standards, I did practise hard enough. But last minute work, especially in instrumental aspects, is never ever a good solution. I will fail the exam.

I actually went to the studio to test the piano two days before my exam. I thought the keyboard was way too hard for comfort. I actually sprained my thumb when I did my waltz. I complained to Kahyong about that lousy piano that made my thumb ache, and he said that I am suaku. He said pianos with hard keyboards are supposed to be good stuff. Well, I guess I am a suaku that is bound to fail her grade 8 exam. Give me a Kawai piano anyday!

I was a bag of nerves when I went in. Throughout my 7 practical exams(grade1-7), all the examiners look like Santa Claus(they are old and from Britain). I tried calming myself down by telling myself there's only Santa Claus examining me. But this time round, my examiner look more like George Clooney than Santa. Great. I stammered throughout my exam. My fingers misbehaved during my scales and I sang completely out of pitch. I am going to fail it.

Thank goodness that my dear cousin accompanied me, at least there were someone to listen to my grumblings and all. Although I already know that I will fail the exam, the prospect of really failing it make me feel sick to the stomach. Oh god, someone please cheer me up.

Well, you know the machines they always have in those funland places? I went out with my cousins that day and I sae the toys waiting to be picked uo. So CUTE! I dumped $6, but obviously I can't get it la.



This is the one I wanted. Tigger in a rocking horsie!


If I have a boyfriend, I will make sure he get it for me. Boo, I don't have one. In an attempt to cheer myself up, I will save $50 and exchange it for 50 tries in this machine until I get it. Yeah..that should make me feel better. Kaiqi could try getting one for me to cheer me up, but I reckon she needs $100, for 100 tries. Haha, nah, I shall do it myself.

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My two dear cousins, Yingying and Xinyi actually got jobs in John Little to promote men's underwear. Poor things! Their supervisor, that old bitch is sooo nasty. She actually told my cousin to start work before educating her on different types of underwear.

Customer, '' What's the difference between micro slips and mini slips"
Yingying in a desperate attempt to save her ass, "Eeerr, one is call micro one is call mini"

I mean. I do not actually really know the difference between different types of bras, my cousin is supposed to know about male underwear?! Poor things. Xinyi is so skinny and the lousy bitch ask her to work for v long hours and carry boxes and boxes of underwear. They actually have sales targets. I am advertising a little for them now, as there will be hell to pay(i guess) if sales are not reached. John Little have men underwear sales, I think going for $9.90 for brands like renoma and levi. If you guys do go there, please fold back the underwear after browsing. Underwear very easy to fold one la. And please after buying, do say thank you to the promoter because she will feel very appreciated.

I guess September is a bad month for everyone. We shall hibernate..
Wake us up, when september ends..