Saturday, August 13, 2005
One fine day,Ahmad went swimming..He was happily swimming,basking in the sunshine and carefreely lapping in the waters.
Suddenly he kena a leg cramp.
A girl heard his call and suddenly heard something talk to her
She listened and threw it to Ahmad
Although the buoy is thrown..
Now comes the million dollar question..Why did Ahmad still drown even when the girl threw a buoy???
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He got hit by the buoy!!Wahahahaha.Now comes the 2million dollar question!Why kena hit by the buoy will drown and die?
Because the buoy is not just a simple rubber air balloon!
Do you know that this piece of shit present in every swimming pool is made of HEAVY PLASTIC?
It can be as heavy as 10kg and as hard as your head.Really nv bluff you.I remember when I was young learning swimming I got carry that shit b4.
So actually Ahmad is very suay.He got hit by the buoy which is like thrown at 1000km/hr to him.That's why he got concussion and die.
I think those materials science people who create this buoy can go and die.I think the chance of dying because the victim get hit by the buoy is higher than the chance of drowning.Use your common sense la!This throw to ppl can die one leh..Really nv bluff u.
The above super ultimate lame story was created due to a brainstorm at the swimming pool today with Kaiqi.That siaochaboh torture me make me go swim without eating any food.Anyway we swim den slack,slack den swim.While we were soaking at the side of the pool,we notice this killer life saving equipment.Very dangerous lo.
Any materials science ppl reading this.I think this can be your final year project.Can accumulate karma you know..cos u will save ppl because they will not get hit by them.Already it is an excruciating experience to be drowning.It will be worse if you get knocked unconscious by that killer shit.You can't even struggle for a few more minutes to wait for lifeguard to save you.You immediately meet your maker lo..suay right..People who think they can save people by throwing tht piece of shit to them.DUN!!you end up killing them.
flabbyarms thought hard on 12:36 PM.
